George Bush Rice! Nice to see you!
Condoliza Rice Sir, I have a report about the new leader of China.
George Great. Show it to me.
Rice Hu is a new leader of China.
George That's what I want to know.
Rice That's what I'm telling you.
George That's what I'm asking for. Who is the new leader of China?
Rice Yes.
George I mean the fellow's name.
Rice Hu.
George The guy in China.
Rice Hu.
George The new leader of China.
Rice Hu.
George The Chinaman!
Rice Hu is leading China.
George Now what are you asking me for?
Rice I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Rice That's the man's name.
George That's who's name?
Rice Yes.
George Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Rice Yes, sir.
George Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead.
Rice That's correct.
George Then who is in China?
Rice Yes, sir.
George Yassir is in China?
Rice No, sir.
George Then who is?
Rice Yes, sir.
George Yassir?
Rice No, sir.
George Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Rice Kofi?
George No, thanks.
Rice You want Kofi?
George No.
Rice You don't want Kofi.
George No, I don't need coffee! But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And get me the U.N.
Rice Yes, sir.
George Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Rice Kofi?
George Milk! Will you please make the call?
Rice And call who?
George Who is the guy of the U.N?
Rice Hu is the guy of China.
George Will you stay out of China?!
Rice Yes, sir.
George And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Rice Kofi.
George All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condoliza Rice picks up the phone.)

Rice Rice here.
George Rice? That’s good idea! And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?